does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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