gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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