i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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