If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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