i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i believe in u and ur pee
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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