it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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