OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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