woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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