kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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