You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
