Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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