For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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