Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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