its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I puked a lego.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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