She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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