she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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