Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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