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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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