i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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