Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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