Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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