Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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