Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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