found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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