just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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