I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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