it was like his penis was on wheels.
He kissed a someone with a penis
fuck your aforementioned shoe
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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