So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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