how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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