I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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