thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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