that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you would pick up someone in the library
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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