whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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