he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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