so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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