Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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