It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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