maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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