We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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