ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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