That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I could have mohawked her pubes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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