Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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