found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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