Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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