Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Ketchup is God's man juice
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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