I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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