My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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