HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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