Do vagina's smell?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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