We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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