It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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