it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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