come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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