erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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